Hello there random person, 

I'm the user Feget.

My real name is Nicholle,

and that's all

you really get to know.

I'm friends to the elite

cult

of Dry People.

They're pretty cool people,

to me.

And they all know each other

in real life,

which is cool too.

Cause I'm just that 

random

internet friend

that they met.

And they made me join

this site,

that I spend all my money on.

Gotta make sure I will this

account to my kids.

I like drums, I like music,

funny things,

Roosterteeth, 

and a bunch of other stuff.

Okay now leave me alone